so I say to the guy "hey that's not going to fit you have to turn it lengthwise" and he just looks at me like a frog in headlights like buddy hurry it up we don't have all day here and then I get a call from Carol and WOW talk about a Chatty Cathy like slow down girl take it from the top like you'd think she never got a word in edgewise or something but really though she just wanted to talk about shoes and I mean she really does have the most incredible shoes you should see them sometime it's an absolutely magical pair of crocs with several colors I didn't know existed which reminds me of the guy I met on the train the other day let me tell you he was a real character just covered in footprints like he stepped out of a stampede convention but he wasn't hurt or anything he was just eating a