WestSide Vision, Universatility GroupThis Beat Owes Me Rent
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Bodega Cat Approved
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I Sampled My Microwave
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Freestyle or Get Out of My House
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This Beat Smells Like a Subway Car
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808s Are for Cowards
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Freestyle or Fold
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Freestyle or You Owe Me $5
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Mixed with My Eyes Closed
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Grandma Said Turn That Noise Down
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Beats to Get Declined on a Date To
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Boom Bap for Washed Rappers
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Beats to Rob a Bodega To
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The Reverb Is Hiding My Mistakes
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I Made This in 5 Minutes but It Slaps
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Snare Hits Harder Than My Life
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The Snare Sounds Like a Slap
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People Who Still Burn CDs
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This Hi-Hat Sounds Like Tinfoil
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The Wi-Fi Was Down So I Made This
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I Left the Metronome On
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Boom Bap More Like Boom Nap
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This Beat Owes Me Rent
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Produced on a Borrowed Laptop
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Hi-Hats Sound Like They Need Lotion
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MPC Died Mid-Session
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Loops So Old They Collect Social Security
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Your Favorite Rapper’s Ghostwriter
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I Forgot to Add the Bassline
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This Beat Ain’t Free, Homie
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Boom Bap & Broken Promises
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This Beat Smokes
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Drums So Off-Beat They Need a Map
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I Stole This Sample from a Commercial
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Why Are You Still Listening
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My Landlord Hates This Beat
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This Bassline Got a Limp
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Kicks Stiffer Than a Payless Boot
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Beats So Dusty I Got Asthma
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I Sampled My Own Yawn
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My MPC Smokes More Than I Do
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Made on a Laptop That Overheats
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Loops So Lazy They Take the Bus
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I Chopped This on a Calculator
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This Beat Got No Job But It Works
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Sounds Like 1995 but Worse
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Beats to Cry in the Shower To
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AI Didn’t Make This, I Swear
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I Sampled My Mom’s Voicemail
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Boom Bap but on a Budget
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So Dusty, I Sneezed
