This song is a sarcastic roast of toxic fantasy fans who gatekeep the fandom, dismiss female fans, and act like they own the lore. It calls out men who look down on characters like Éowyn and Faramir for shallow reasons, mock fan fiction writers despite the movies not being book accurate, complain about diversity in new adaptations but stay silent when people of color were cast as orcs in the original films, and claim Tolkien is only for white people. It also calls out the double standard of accepting Peter Jackson's changes but hating on other adaptations for the same reasons. The song ends with a reminder that Tolkien's world is for everyone, not just the gatekeepers.