Is there anything more outside the box than a Canadian cowboy? Dallas native and current Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC midfielder Jordan Schweitzer - he of the progressing man bun - links up with his former teammates for a conversation that covers a variety of topics, time periods and time zones. From Schweitzer's choice to go vegan, his opportunity to connect with his Canadian roots, the perils of fatigue combined with extremely secure seatbelts and a serial bumper sticker vandal on the loose in Colorado Springs, the boys discuss the process of seeking balance in life as a professional athlete, while finding time to connect over their shared affinity for Nicholas Sparks.