i’m offensively attractive why am i so offensively attractive? bitches be so offended by my beauty why are bitches always so offended by my beauty? bitches wish they were me people literally pray to look like me i’m always protected from the evil eye i’m always protected from bad vibes i strictly attract positive vibes and good people i always get treated like gold why do i always get treated like literal gold? i’m always the first choice and top priority why am i always the first choice? i’m everyone’s first choice i’m everyone’s top priority why am i everyone’s top priority? it’s not my fault i’m so fucking attractive why am i so fucking attractive? i’m that attractive literally no one can resist me it’s a whole fact that i’m so fucking attractive no one can resist me