1.
Floating Through Life, Still Late for Work
2.
Becoming One With the Couch
3.
Not My Circus, Not My Monks
4.
Karma Called—She Wants Her Sanity Back
5.
The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
6.
Serenity Now, Snacks Later
7.
One With the Universe, Still Need Coffee
8.
I Found Nirvana in a Blanket Fort
9.
Aromatherapy and Avoiding Responsibility
10.
The Universe Owes Me a Refund
11.
I’m One Deep Breath Away from a Lawsuit
12.
My Chakras Are Aligned, but My Bills Ain’t Paid
13.
The Sound of One Hand Snoozing
14.
I’m Overthinking My Zen Again
15.
Hug Your Dogs
16.
I Left My Stress in My Other Pants
17.
Lost in a Daydream, Send Snacks
18.
Mindfulness and Mimosas
19.
OMG, I Think I’m Enlightened
20.
Yoga Pants, No Yoga
21.
I Can’t Hear You Over My Zen
22.
I Manifested This Nap
23.
Inner Peace, Outer Chaos
24.
Meditation I Thought You Said Medication
25.
The Dalai Lama Liked My Tweet
26.
Incense, Candles, and a Slight Existential Crisis
27.
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Try Not to Yell
28.
My Inner Child Just Asked for a Raise
29.
Affirmations and Mild Panic
30.
Sweating in a Sauna, Finding Nirvana
31.
I’m at Peace, but My Wi-Fi Isn’t
32.
Spiritual Awakening or Just Gas
33.
Breathing Deep and Dodging Drama
34.
Zen and the Art of Not Losing My Mind
35.
Humming My Worries Into Oblivion





