(Why has literally no one uploaded this(except for the locked ones) Listen, everybody Look, I don't know what you're waiting for A wedding, what's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual Where everybody promises fidelity forever Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard And which is followed by a honeymoon Where suddenly he'll realize He's saddled with a nut And want to kill me, which he should Thanks a bunch But I'm not getting married Go have lunch 'Cause I'm not getting married You've been grand But I'm not getting married Don't just stand There, I'm not getting married And don't tell Paul But I'm not getting married today (If I get copyrighted I’m cooked)