If you've got one, Quit your job and go bowling It was saturday night and we were walking around downtown walking through the trees no idea what to do and the moon was shining and the stars were twinkling and there we were under the beautiful night sky we looked to our lefts and we saw the lights at the bowling alley so we walked on over and we went down the stairs $1.25 a game, $1.50 for a shoe rental we could not lose tonight down at the bowling alley and If you've got one, Quit your job and go bowling huck the ball down the lane the way he lives he was always such a shame hes never bowled a perfect game but hes done it now, hey, hey hey hey. hey hey hey and If you've got one, Quit your job and go bowling and If you've got one, Quit your job and go bowling