RapTToRDeploy & Destroy
1.
I Hate This Job
2.
Zoom Fatigue (Turn Off My Camera)
3.
Ctrl Alt Cry
4.
This Could’ve Been an Email
5.
Quarterly Burnout
6.
Synergy My Ass
7.
NDA for My PTSD
8.
Standup (But I’m Sitting)
9.
Optimize My Life
10.
Agile My Coffin
11.
Hardcoded Regrets
12.
99 Bugs in the Code
13.
Merge Conflict (In My Heart)
14.
Pushed to Main Again
15.
Docker Down
16.
Rebase Me, Baby
17.
Where's the Damn Token?
18.
Commit. Cry. Repeat.
19.
I Faked the Standup
20.
Your PR Is a Crime
21.
Deliverables & Other Lies
22.
Thought Leader Meltdown
23.
Branding My Soul
24.
Middle Management Funk
25.
OKR Lahoma!
26.
We Value Our Clients™
27.
Micromanage Me Daddy
28.
We’re All on the Same Slack
29.
Ping Me Never
30.
VPN in Vienna
31.
Taipei Timezones (feat. DevOps Delay)
32.
Stockholm Syndrome (Corporate Version)
33.
Prijepolje Heat
34.
Melbourne Merge Request
35.
Hawthorne Hustle
36.
Wiesbaden Wi Fi Woes
37.
Timezone Roulette
38.
German Deadline Techno
39.
We Were on Different Calendars
40.
My Jira Ticket’s Older Than Me
41.
Fork You
42.
Hello from the Sandbox
43.
Buy My NFT (Please)
44.
Legacy Code Lullaby
45.
Outsource This Song
46.
End of Sprint Breakdown
47.
HR’s Watching Again
48.
Shutdown.exe
