1.
The Gentleman Who Folded Tuesday into a Brown Paper Bag Behind the Municipal Swimming Baths
2.
There Is a Small Brass Band Living Quietly Beneath the Carpet Tiles
3.
The Grinning King Accidentally Posted His Eyebrows to the Ministry of Unclaimed Echoes
4.
The Department of Unfinished Picnics Has Mislaid Another Small Moon
5.
The Sound of Wet Concrete Reading Romantic Poetry to a Small Collection of Alarm Clocks
6.
Every Corridor Leads Eventually to the Place Where the Kettle First Dreamed of Electricity
7.
My Aunt's Teaspoon Remembered Everything Except Why the Moon Smelt of Vinegar
8.
The Vicar's Favourite Lighthouse Was Arrested for Selling Plastic Thunder
