Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and his black and white cat Early in the morning Just as day is dawning He picks up all the postbags in his van Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and his black and white cat All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning Pat feels he's a really happy cunt Everybody knows his bright red van All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them Maybe you can never be sure there'll be knock Ring Letters through your door Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and his black and white cat All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning Pat feels he's a really happy cunt Pat feels he's a really happy cunt Pat feels he's a really happy cunt