Kilometre ClubArchives Vol.4: Spooky Seasons 20-22

All I Want for Halloween is Noise

The Reason for the Spooky Season

I Saw Mommy Kissing Cthulhu

Witchin' Camaro

David S. Pumpkins Blues

Grandma Got Run Over by a Mom Driving to the Other Part of Town to Get Better Candy

Chariots of Fire, but Scarier

Casper's Not-So-Friendly Cousin, Geoff

It's an Ambient Noise Halloween, Charlie Brown

Trick or Treat All Nite (And Costume Party Every Day)

Hungry Like the Werewolf

I Wanna Seance With Somebody (Who Haunts Me)

Bela Lugosi's Doing Great [Jump Scare Warning]

Jack O'Lantern and Diane

Sheena is a Pumpkin Knocker

Bonehemian Rhapsody

Mummy Said Knock You Out (Jump Scare Warning)

(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (From Bite-Sized Snickers)

With a Little Help From My Fiends

I Want It Bat Way

Spooky Two Shoes

Introduction: tertio tempore timoris incipit - The clock of doom kept ticking, which was good because I forgot to wear my watch

Act I: The Spirit Halloween store that was only open from November to June

Act II: The tale of the unreturnable skeleton ornament

Act III: Numerous mummies

Act IV: In which the haunted costumes came to life to do a kind of unimpressive flash mob

Act V: La villa spookiato - An exercise in self-enbalming

Act VI: The witch that went to dental school

Interlude: deliciae confractus - Candy break!

Act VII: In which we revisit the plotline about being stuck in a cursed Spirit Halloween, but now there’s goblins

Act VIII: The pumpkin spice latte price increase due to inflation

Act IX: A werewolf bar mitzvah implies the existence of a werewolf mohel

Act X: In the food court of the Crimson King

Conclusion: tertio tempore timoris terminos - Was it all a dream, or was it a nightmare? Actually, it was daytime, so perhaps a daymare?

Outro: finis formidulosus fabula - Only the spookiest clocks tick at 66.6 beats per minute