aJaXGetting Old Sucks!

I Wanna Know What Young Is (Parody of "I Wanna Know What Love Is")

Don't Wanna Go to the Dentist (Parody of "Walking In Memphis" by Marc Cohn)

Urethra Pain

I Totally S*** When I Fart (Parody of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" )

I've Got Constipation (Parody of "You're The Inspiration" by Chicago)

My Bed Pan (Parody of "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls)

Stronger Drugs (Parody of "Higher Love" by Steve Winwood)

Gingerly (Parody of "Faithfully" by Journey)

Protect My Fall (Parody of "Against All Odds" by Phil Collins)

Crunchy Thighs (Parody of "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen)

I'm Going Blind (Parody of "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper)

Make Sure I Can Breathe (Parody of "Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister)

Lost All The Time (Parody of "Lost In Your Eyes" by Debbie Gibson)

White Haired Bathing With You (Parody of "Right Here Waiting For You")