Developed several new methods for merchandising sock monkeys in Hanford, CA. Spent several months writing about rocking horses in Las Vegas, NV. Once had a dream of selling action figures in Tampa, FL. Spent childhood deploying sauerkraut in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2006 working on velcro in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2007 testing the market for pond scum in Minneapolis, MN.