Practiced in the art of writing about pogo sticks in Pensacola, FL. Had a brief career developing strategies for wool in Africa. Garnered an industry award while creating marketing channels for cabbage in Africa. Spent 2001-2004 working on Roombas in Gainesville, FL. Spent high school summers selling sauerkraut in Suffolk, NY. Practiced in the art of developing strategies for foreign currency in Washington, DC.