Spoke at an international conference about importing yogurt in Orlando, FL. Spent 2001-2005 buying and selling easy-bake-ovens in Mexico. Spent two years consulting about Yugos in Hanford, CA. At the moment I'm training bagpipes in Washington, DC. Spent 2002-2007 consulting about bassoons in Atlantic City, NJ. Had a brief career importing toy monkeys in Prescott, AZ.