Introduction

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage

London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines

Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks

Camisado

Time to Dance

Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Intermission

But It's Better If You Do

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet

Build God, Then We'll Talk